The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.

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The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.

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The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that
is over six feet in length.

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The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.

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The Daily Fortune

[databat@ebob ~]$ /usr/games/fortune

Bachelor:
A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

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