The Daily Fortune

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The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

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The Daily Fortune

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"I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it
any time!"

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The Daily Fortune

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I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
-- Chauncey Depew

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The Daily Fortune

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I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
-- Amy Gorin
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