Woman Tells Cop She Bought "Bad Crack"

I found this little gem whilst poking around on yahoo. Just when I thought people can't get any dumber, someone like this pops up and completely surprises me. What's next, drug dealers registering with the Better Business Bureau!?!? Please lady, for the sake of all humanity, Get Out of The Gene Pool!!!

HAWTHORNE, Fla. - A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said.

Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine.

She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection, the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions.

The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.

She was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.